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Sometimes, when I look at myself through the microscope of cold, hard objectivity, I think to myself, "God, you are awesome!"

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Don't Try: My Father's Horniness

daxtumbler:

My father, Dave Robert Shepard Sr., died on either December 30th or December 31st, depending on what time zone you were in. I received the call on the 30th at 11:30PM in Los Angeles, but the caller, positioned in Detroit, was two hours deep into the 31st. He was dead at 62 years old. Small cell…